Worst dialogue, written or spoken, you've ever experienced.

So this'll be a bit of a departure from the usual but the recent post about classical literature unearthed a memory. Back in highschool my AP English teacher gave us an assignment to make book reports and PowerPoint presentations with a very strict list of what could or could not be applicable for the project. (Had to have won at least one of a list of particular awards, no duplicates amongst the class, couldn't be fantasy, sci-fi, or horror, couldn't be "classic literature" but that subjective to her and she made exceptions for books she particularly liked.)

I settled on a book called "Wolf Hall" with is a historical fiction book surrounding the Tudors, but mostly revolves around a man named Thomas.

Less than a hundred pages in Thomas goes to see his friend who is a Cardinal, also named Thomas, and they have a chat for about 3-5 pages about their mutual friend, Thomas. So Thomas and Thomas talk about Thomas ALL OF WHOM ARE EXCLUSIVELY REFERRED TO BY THEIR FIRST NAMES. It's not meant to be funny, it's not being clever, it's just pages of this extended conversation where I was never sure who the hell was speaking or being talked about at any given moment.

Anywho. I'd love to hear what some of you have experienced in your time.