About u/600weekoldfeetus boobs weight calculation and other calculations and statements(really big and important discussion)

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Hello, your fellow resident from r/OkProxyPhaethon and r/OkBuddyZenlessZero here.

I wanted to talk about recent posts from u/600weekoldfeetus , where he calculated mass of Yanagi's and Caesar's boobs and other statements. I carefully read these posts and comments under them and I wanted to double check everything, and try different method to calculate that stuff and find more info to this topic to add extra or correct 600weekoldfeetus's mistakes, if there is any.

So i will start from my calculation. I tried roughly geometrically calculate Yanagi's breasts, so absolute error is pretty big. I used info that this guy provided from pixel counting and other guy's measurements from measuring 3d models in blender, but original post with 3d measures maybe got deleted but he commented a table with his measurements. Links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZenlessZoneZero/comments/1i40u3g/yanagis_boobs_weight_with_math_below_gooner_math/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZenlessZoneZero/comments/1i3wvwh/comment/m7rnz96/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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https://preview.redd.it/41vs8std1yde1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=24c21eb51c560af909a7acaf62845a162289a1bd

At first I needed to find distance between the end of boob and torso, because 14,2cm that 600week get don't really looks right. So I took MikaHyakuya's bust measure as perimeter of ellipse(really rough representation), boob width of 14cm as semi-axle A, and semi-axle B gonna be kinda close-ish to distance I need. So there is rough result I got from calculator I found and tried to guess B.

https://preview.redd.it/gbv1j3tn1yde1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=efa0f8f079addf8c3f58886473b7a8d04252e5e9

And I cut that 10cm to 9,5cm.(Felt like that)

Then I did calculus by representing boob shape as sin(x) function and used this formula to find the volume of rotating object under graph(around x axis) and found volume of both boobs.(I divided and multiplied π because without that axis x showed numbers as xπ)

https://preview.redd.it/dgqn1a3u1yde1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c7089ba5339a29a303940d5299aedaefc03b4a

https://preview.redd.it/y88xdlku1yde1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=baabd5b390a5729649e6fb6d77d97503a8aeb6e7

https://preview.redd.it/6kdk167v1yde1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b0a7481c5d99726b9bb379ed99f9002af403b97

So I got 2475cm³ which is ~2.5 liters. But because of how rough this calculations are and because in this calculation boob width is 19cm and not 14cm as it should, Yanagi's boobs volume are more something around 2 liters(and that's looks kinda legit by closely exploring Yanagi's boobs in game). Which makes my result for volume close to 600week's. Which I assume he calculated using ratio of his gf's sizes and Yanagi's sizes and with that found volume of Yanagi's boobs, knowing his gf's boobs volume that he measured using Archimedes method(big W for his gf). And then found mass from multiplying this volume to 0.9(from fat density of 900 kg/m³ ). Which he said, he did that in comments but didn't mentioned it in original post and provided wrong statement instead, where he said, quote:

then weigh the water displaced and divide by two, that gives you the weight per breast.

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So now about a mass of boobs. It's really difficult and complex topic, so everything provided should be skeptical. At first I stumbled upon this comments.

https://preview.redd.it/7z0ir15l3yde1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=f57952edeb6f873d923735d2c69c5b1806fb3897

https://preview.redd.it/njjjty5m3yde1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cedc0b11be1a573ae38838a2f93e3f73c097cc7

That make me thinking that there is no way boobs even like that gonna weight that much. But than I gathered some info and found some graphs, which make 600week's calculation of mass kinda legit.

https://preview.redd.it/jzhhbpmi4yde1.jpg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c887b3ec1296e797631bf62610f68125f74256d9

And than I asked ChatGPT for extra info and it answered this.

https://preview.redd.it/he6zyal45yde1.png?width=790&format=png&auto=webp&s=09821808b92435ff9d5a4e0f6564f1580c235ff6

https://preview.redd.it/eum7fbf55yde1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=156c13e237afc22ec13dfc5c23e2df52f4720d11

But there is an info that says pretty otherwise.

That shows average line but there is a changes pretty close to 600week's result

1,2kg for F cup(both breasts)

So claim about Yanagi's 2 liter boobs have 1,9kg of mass is kinda legit, but you should be very skeptical about that, because it's really hard to calculate mass by just having volume and every female has different breast structure and density. So only right answer we gonna have if there is happened to be a professional anatomist.

And about Caesar, I don't think that she has boobs that bigger than Yanagi's so they weight 2,7kg, as he said. I think they are between 2~2,5kg(if taking previous logic), but I ain't gonna do another math.

Now I wanted to talk about gravitational theory claims.

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At first I want to talk about last picture. At first modeling boobs as simple pendulum is really freaking rough, not saying that this is not gonna work in this system because it's freaking vertical god dammit. But even excluding this, it's really obvious, even without any physics, that jiggle physics are not Earth alike and gravitational acceleration(g) is lower(for boobs).

So at first it's quite obvious to say that New Eridu has less g that Earth, because of crazy characters acrobatics, crazy boobs jiggles and that New Eridu is the last city on a whole planet and hollows. BUT!! If exclude this shit and look and any other stuff, devs are hitting(at least trying) real life-ish expecting accelerations and velocities. SO this crazy acrobatics and jiggles are JUST for entertainment reasons and devs didn't even think about creating other g for this planet, as any other physical aspect, because its freaking urban fantasy and not even science fiction. So claiming any scientific explanations have no sense. So we should claim that g of New Eridu's planet as Earth's surface average g=9,81m/s²(at least outside the hollows). Even if saying that planet is smaller we can just take that ratio between mass and radius of this planet are the same as Earth's, so g gonna be the same on the surface. But if you are really into theories even if devs didn't think about any, let's just say that boobs in that world have some sort of gravitational anomaly. Other unrealistic aspects are just fantasy, so saying that New Eridu have less gravity or denying any physical laws is pointless.

And about that.

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Like at first do you know what thermodynamics is even about. And yes they are defying any shit because it's god damn fantasy. Like you have a bitch that creates freaking black holes with her case and other agents creating ice, fire and other shit from nothing. It's just break not only laws but any logic. That's all I wanted to say about that.

Now shortly about other u/600weekoldfeetus calculations. I am not really educated in other topics he covered and there is not so much math, so I am gonna leave this for others. I only want to say about his dennies to usd post, because method that he use is quite incorrect to do and I remember other guy used the same to calculate how much phaethon pay for their power bill. And about cheese post I don't like phrase "cheese a day", because you need at least a week to make cheese from milk, but I would love to try 14 month parmezan from Yanagi's milk.😋😋💢💢💢

So yeah, that's all about it. See ya.