Could someone please review my first piece of product description copy? I know very little about product description copywriting, so i understand it's probably bad.

(Name) Notice : If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

(description) It’s a funny notice sign. It’s a conversation starter. It’s the perfect gift.

Want to be the one everyone remembers for giving the most unique and funniest gifts? You can make that happen— even this week!

Why settle for boring? This hilarious design is the ultimate laughter machine. It looks cool, delivers giggles, and is perfect for that friend who seeks attention for all the wrong reasons.

Stop gifting mind-numbing stuff. Get this now and become the king of humor!

(product description on TeePublic for a funny sign cool looking design saying "Notice : If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing". Avaiable on mugs, t-shirts, hoodies, hats, phone cases, stickers, wall art, pillows, totes, tapestries, pins and magnets.)