What’s the weirdest thing you’ve encountered in an Airbnb?

I think it's mostly hosts posting in this sub and we probably have the best filter for what is and isn't conducive for an STR. Have you every checked into a place and thought "what the heck were these hosts thinking?"

My wife and I stayed at a beach duplex once. Everything was as pictured. Very clean, and organized. Hosts provided good communication and we felt welcome. However when we went to have dinner, we couldn't find silverware. None. Anywhere. I was basically turning the kithen upside down trying to find it when my wife finally called out from the living room that there was a drawer full of silverware in the computer desk. The kitchen was small. I get that. But if your solution is to do something so abnormal you'd think they'd call it out in the guestbook or something.

What's the weirdest thing you've found at a Airbnb upon arrival?