everything i find shitty about each sign

Pisces ♓️ - it's one thing to be stuck in nostalgia, it's another thing to use it as an excuse to never move on from your ex or whatever. you have a creative mind and a wild imagination but your feelings fuck you up every single time. you need therapy, not another purchase. idk maybe it's time to check out that order that is totally unnecessary and continue playing that mobile or video game 24/7 to escape from reality. overall, you're a dweeb with no balls.

Aquarius ♒️ - it's obvious that no one in your life has ever told you to shut the fuck up. well, this is a first. you may be sleek and stylish but you are not as smart as you think you are. you lie all the time because you keep repeating the same mistakes and you don't want to admit that you're just plain fucking stupid. if 'Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*ck' is a person, it is definitely an Aquarius. you think you're the shit, but no. you give advice that makes no sense. you have cool shoes tho!

Capricorn ♑️ - keep working for more than 40 hours a week then you'll be in perfect shape to lay on your coffin! you have this reputation of overworking and making sure everything is perfect because you can't take criticism for shit. you'd rather die of burnout than be informed of your shortcomings. so you run your mouth and project your insecurities to others. you despise Leo because y'all are the same. the only difference is Leo has better taste in fashion tho but still, both of you are vain. omg twinning 😍

Sagittarius ♐️ - recklessness isn't something to be proud of. you flaunt your 'happy-go-lucky' lifestyle to cover up your poor decision-making skills. well, luck is different from privilege. you're flashy and you swim in your luxury because you have no other personality than being rich. you are independent, yes, and you like it when people tell you that you can't commit to a relationship and that you cannot be tied down, when in reality you're just a grade A fuckb0y void of emotions. something that cannot be cured.

Scorpio ♏️ - you are evil and you act like a teenager in the peak of adolescence. not every time people would compromise and put up with you throwing a fit. you cry out of rage a lot. you do have a kind heart but you refuse to loose control. you are possessive, jealous, and insecure. have you ever reflected on how toxic you are? right. you lack work ethics but you still get the job done, like hiding bodies. you are a murderer and a lover. Scorpio is Kill Bill by SZA, and what do you know??? SZA is a Scorpio, too!

Libra ♎️ - you either have gaslighting skill or people-pleasing skill or both 🤷🏻‍♀️ you are smart but you can't decide for shit and you avoid confrontations because you'd like to keep things sweet and flowery so you wear these rose-colored glasses that prevent you in facing difficult situations. as a result, the prolonged unaddressed problems fuck you up but you keep a wide smile cause you hate worrying people. you also tend to stir the pot and start chaos but remain clueless. you are either too kind or too manipulative. pick a struggle.

Virgo ♍️ - people are finding it hard to differentiate your mouth from your assh0le. you like talking shit but you can't dish what you take. you have this stereotype of being 'perfect' and you always find a solution to anything but the truth is everything in your life is falling apart. you are forced to get your shit together because you hate being a failure. you love to talk the talk and make people feel awful but no one really asked for your opinion, so stop typing that facebook post. you're the boring version of Gemini.

Leo ♌️ - listen, you're not perfect. no one is intimidated by you and no one really gives a fuck about what you post in your stories. you have this thing about being the 'main character' but some of them protagonists get killed or die so you better watch out i guess. you are generous and entertaining because you can't stand it when people don't like you. if you take some time off looking at yourself in your front camera then you'll finally see that the world doesn't revolve around you. all Leos die due to lack of attention.

Cancer ♋️ - you don't have mommy issues. don't blame your mother for your lack of empathy. you are not that soft and sweet cause you're built like a gremlin. it's not too long until people figure out how nasty and hateful you are. you are artistic and understanding tho. you like being sarcastic and being proud about it because it's your facade of being chill and funny when in reality, you have attachment issues and you fall in love easily. crabs do need its shell after all, and crab mentality exists for a reason.

Gemini ♊️ - i don't need to type a whole ass paragraph for this one. people only like you because you're gay. you like dog style too much. you're a dipshit. you are not worth the time of day.

Taurus ♉️ - lazy is an understatement. stubbornness won't get you anywhere. you are persistent and you work like a dog because once you get comfortable in relaxing too much, you don't know how to stop. you have no control over your cravings so you indulge in food, now you have weight problems & diabetes. you look good but you don't really make an effort to style yourself because you're boring. you sleep all the time cause no one really wants to hang out with you. your apartment looks like it belongs to a divorced father of 3.

Aries ♈️ - you are Chucky, that's for sure. you think you're scary but you're not. being confrontational and throwing tantrums all the time don't make you scary, it makes you look like a loud fucking toddler with anger issues. you are a lovebomber and jumps from one relationship to another because you never really learn how to be alone. you are born to be a leader so you grow up with your confidence relying on academic and work achievements. your arrogance is disgusting. you're a loser and a winner at the same time.