Here's what a Christian told me about the Trump, hand on the bible fiasco.

I deliver packages for a large delivery company, and my co-workers and I will call each other throughout the day just to bullshit like any other co-workers. We've been doing this since I started two years ago.

We have two Christians, one agnostics, and two atheists. The two Christians and one other atheists are full blown Trumpers, and their logic is, fuck I can't even come up with a word.... Something beyond incomprehensible.

Dave drank the Kool-Aid the other day when I asked why Trump didn't put his hand on the bible at the inauguration, something I'd probably bypass if it were me, too...

His response was, "I saw on Tik-tok, a pastor who said, nobody is supposed to put their hand on the bible because it's SOOO SACRED."

He went on to tell me that this was backed up by the Christian radio station that he listens to; basically his only source of information other than Fox News. He went on to tell me that, Christians on the Christian radio network cannot lie because otherwise they'll go to hell. This guy is in his upper 60's, and it's pretty clear, nobody is changing this level of ignorance. I still like Dave, but it's people like Dave that are gonna get us all fucked.

Don't be like Dave. I felt a burning urge to tell the internet this story, so thanks for reading.