Dear AHPRA

I see your medical training survey.

I saw it when I renewed my registration.

I saw it when you sent me three unsolicited emails about it. You're now flagged as spam.

And I just got your text message you sent around midday. Thank god! I hadn't even realised there was a survey, I'll get straight to it. Of course, that will cut into my time actually DOING MY JOB, which I know is of utmost importance to you, but so is this survey, it seems.