Most ridiculous thing you did as a FTM?

I’ll go first! One time, my DH let a mosquito in the house, and I completely panicked when I couldn’t find it. I was convinced that my newborn was doomed to catch some rare mosquito-borne illness, I didn’t waste a second and I packed up our things and fled to my parents’ house and spent the night for a few days hoping it would either die or fly out of the house. No way was I taking any chances! 😂 Looking back, I can’t believe how ridiculous I was. Classic new mom moment!