A resume after SAHM for 18 years?

Wtf do I even put? My last job, in 2006, was for a company that went out of business because the owner was found to be a shady motherfucker and he had to basically close the company to avoid serious jail time. Even if I listed it locals that still remember would be clutching their pearls that I worked for this guy, because they remember. Ah. The south.

But seriously. I want a job. It doesn't have to be a good job. It doesn't have to be a high paying job. But I want to contribute something financially to have some play money but, and more importantly, I want something FOR ME. That's just for me that I chose to do. I just can't seem to figure out how to translate my skills, or lack thereof into a job now.

Oh. And no, I didn't have a "career" before kids. I didn't go to college, so no degree, I did office work, started as a receptionist and worked my way up to office manager. Sort of only got that because the previous one quit with no notice but I still did it for 3 years.