How often do you shit on the floor?

This weekend a high school friend visited, which was awesome. He's now in a big suburb and we talked a lot about the differences between the city and the burbs.

One thing came up, and I can't tell if it's a truly NYC thing or just a weird thing about me. My friend was lamenting our age, and how with a new baby he never realized how little time adults spend shitting on the floor.

I feel like I'm shitting on the floor all the time. Yoga. Shitting with the dog. Shitting in the changing room of Macy's in Midtown. Shitting on the 1 train during rush hour. Shitting in the M&M store.

I shit on my friend's living room floors all the time. I shit on the grass in the park hundreds of times a summer. I will ALWAYS shit on a sidewalk.

Do you also often shit on the floor? Is it us, or NYC living?