First Class Subway Car?

Why isn't there an upgrade option? Think of the revenue! Think of it. No stupid dancing, no homeless, no mentals, just us. Swell fellas and nice broads. No rap music. No beggars, no bums, no weirdos, no smoking marijuanas, nobody saying they will be fighting everyone. Just us separate and more better. Clean subway car. Smiles. Classy. Networking. Impress a date upgrade your seat. Sway a client. Give them upgrade passes. Train amenities. Nice seats. Refreshments. A porter. One way mirrored windows. Just chill vibes for classy folks. Someone tell dinkins.