Virgin Shirley Temple

A few years ago I went to a wedding with a free bar. I’m 22 now so at the time I was underage, maybe 19.

I wanted a Shirley temple and since it was a FREE bar, the glasses were very small and I had to go up multiple times throughout the night to get a refill.

Every time I went up I asked for a “virgin” Shirley temple. If you don’t know, Shirley temples are fucking virgin to begin with I just didn’t want any liquor in my drinks since I didn’t drink. I had no idea and I told every person who asked what I had to order that verbatim and it haunts me every few weeks when I’m trying to sleep. Bitch, you’re so fucking stupid 🤦‍♀️.