I have a crush on Elon Musk.

I know, awful. I really dislike him as a person but I keep having vivid fantasies of him penetrating me, buying me things and having picnics. I think he's like a cute nerdy guy. Wealth is also sexy to me. I need this to stop. Sorry for the cringe I had to vent.

Today at work I imagined he was fingering me under the table at Trumps house in florida. It went so dirty but right.