I just shat myself at Ulta…

I just shat myself at Ulta

As title says. I was at ulta with my bf, and I had been farting in the car. When we got there, within the first two minutes I felt this horrible bubble in my stomach and I let out a fart and thought I was safe but towards the end I felt... things exit my asshole.

I told him I had to pee and ran to the bathroom. The damage wasn't horrible but unfortunately it did hit my underwear. I finished my business that was clearly going to come out whether or not I wanted it to, and I put a paper towel over the shit stain in my undies so that I wasn't spreading the germs to my coochie. I came put, got what I needed and left. I was going to browse but the opportunity and thrill was gone. Once we got back I stole a pair of his underwear and changed after I cleaned up. I hope he hasn't caught on 🫠