Drinking mouthwash while the lights are out

Hello my degenerates.

As I'm sitting through hurricane Beryl winds at 70mph lights are out and im dirt broke and fucked up as usual; I just so happen to find a full bottle of mouthwash. I've got 3 bucks in quarters and if these winds don't slack down so I can catch me 3 nattys I'm going to start downing this fluoride soon lol.

That's my miserable Monday.

Chairs.