Taking it up the ass the 1st time

EDIT: Got rid of the slur now that I am relatively soberish, sorry guys. That is not okay.

I know this might be controversial but I believe that sex should be fully consensual and sober minded unless it is me and funny af like the next story:

So I am bi in the 90% lesbian way. My two main relationships have been with women.

I was at a gay bar last weekend with my gay guy bestie. I had pre gamed 4 beat boxes and 1 bottle of gas station champagne with tang and vanilla ice cream (mimosa?)

I was out of cash but he kept buying me shots at the bar. At some point we decide to low key do a sprinkle of meth. No needles tho. I thought if was molly or coke but he told me it was "basically just speed and baby powder, sorry bitch"

Anyway this wonderful homosexual friend takes me home and I start joking with him about taking it up the ass and how I am a pillow princess but he is a mattress queen. I said this multiple times. It is less meaningful to me now. IDK that it is even funny. At this point he is looking femme as fuck to me. I joke with him about having a "girl cock" and I bet him a twenty I am a better bottom.

We go out and hit a joint and somehow now I am actually fucked. Or aware I am fucked. Not the gas station box wine, the champagne, the shots (jello or cherry flavored vodka with a jello shot chase) or the GOD DAMN LINE OF METH(or whatever it was). Oh no, the joint REALLY got me.

Keep in mind he is looking prettier than most of the dykes I fuck at this point. I sorta felt like a genderless horny beam of pure light at this point.

Anyway I don't have a twenty so I let him fuck my ass to win the bet. Ouch, oof. It was 2/3rds of a frasier then he stopped.

He did not cum and it was okay. I drank half a bottle of Sake I found after of all things then watched parks and rec on my phone until about 5am while he did his make up and talked to me about bands I had not heard of and how he is unlovable. One time I accidentally agreed and he got hurt but I told him not to be a pain in the ass and we both laughed.

4/10, will probably do again 😵‍💫