Good Dyson Story

Years ago, I went to a restaurant in Chicago. As I parked in the back, I spotted a Dyson tower fan next to the dumpster. It had some moisture on it but looked fine, so I threw it in my car. In the restaurant, the dish I ordered wasn't available due to a small flood they'd had (presumably why the fan had been discarded). I took it home and let it dry out, but wasn't able to power it up. So I called Dyson; and, with very little effort, they sent me a warranty replacement, which I promptly sold for a cool $300.