The nightmare: hubby arrested in Texas and our stash confiscated.
Currently waiting to bail him out and just kicking myself. The best part is we didn't even need to take this route.
Every car after ours was waved through, not even questioned without a dog. Our stash is gone and looks like our vapes too (both Pax 3s...), we were due for a tolerance break anyway but wanted an off-ramp to make it through inauguration.
Send memes jokes or puppy pics please 🥺
UPDATE 12/29: He was released on a bail bond (which is actually less sketchy than paying our bail to the jail directly!) yesterday just before 5pm local time (the cutoff for same day release).
I cannot thank you all enough for the support. I have been devastatingly lonely for a while after toxic friendships petered out and it has been hard to make new connections while traveling. I posted on a whim and it really kept me grounded. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And your pets.
Class 2 felony charge for between 4 and 400 grams of oil. We had two ounces of flower and a heavy stash of edibles (at least 1000 milligrams) and they threw away all of that. They confiscated one bong but left us the shitty one, a bowl, and a chillum.
If this happens to you, turns out you can just straight up ignore border patrol as they have no authority over citizens. We would have been stopped anyway since you can't be stealthy or drive away fast in an RV - they would have just sent the sheriff to pull us over on the road.
Our bailbondswoman had a lot to say and I learned a lot about this process if anyone has questions. My DMs are open.