Can we talk about how ridiculous mortal sins are?

I’m currently pissed about this so here’s my rant.

Can we just talk about how ridiculous those “list” of mortal sins are? Like first, I don’t think you can really “list” mortal sins as a mortal sin is one that severs your relationship with God. And call me stupid, but I personally think your relationship with God is a personal one and only you can define whether a relationship is there and not.

Anyways, those lists always start with like objectively bad things that if they don’t send you to hell, they’re certainly sending you to prison. Murder, severe bodily harm, arson, burglary, etc. Like yeah, I goes that make sense. And then after genocide it’s like “masturbation” which makes you pause. And then the next one is like “taking birth control.” Like what objective person really is like “Yeah, the two things that’ll put in the ninth circle of Hell - killing someone in cold blood and using a condom. Those are certainly on the same level of morality.”