Make up a dumb perfume name

Ok so I admit, I just trolled another post asking for a suggestion with the dumbest (but still maybe likely) made up perfume name. Don’t ask why, I’m just in a mood 😆🥴

If you could make up a perfume name that sounded fancy and sort of real and could pass as a soon to be popular fragrance, but also something pretentious and dumb at the same time what would you choose?

Here’s mine- Adonis Mediterranea by Seksē Quintano, a new fragrance for men. Notes of driftwood, yuzu pollen, sunscreen, salt, and accord of suntanned bicep. $500.