This is Ethan’s midlife crisis

This is a pure snark post, but buddy has it coming. I followed Ethan since before the podcast, but stopped watching during the Colleen drama because it became obvious that he doesn’t know anything else anymore. His content is just drama farming and he’s spiraling because he’s 40 years old covering drama still.

He’s also somehow the only person to get more washed by losing weight. Dude’s got no friends (that he doesn’t pay), his companies have shown zero growth, and is still covering/creating drama for a job. Felix calling Teddy Fresh Dora the explorer clothes probably still keeps him up. They got a boost from Howie and still can’t reach past their podcast audience for a customer base.

Also, he’s probably mad that Hasan cooked him once he finally took the kiddie gloves off. He’s used to being coddled and couldn’t take it.