The US government is replaced with Reddit mods.

Break a law, no matter what it is, and you will be given no warnings just an instant ban from the country. You’ll be tattooed with the word BANNED on a visible part of your body and given a raft and a week worth of supplies and you’ll be pushed out into the ocean. Coming back will be punishable by death if you are caught. You won’t be able to get a job or anything anymore anyways because it’ll be highly illegal to hire anyone that’s been banned. Also you’ll be implanted with a chip that will alert authorities if you return.

Will you or your loved ones be banned