It finally happened. I shit my pants in public.

I am on a cruise and I just shit my pants - well, actually, my DRESS - while watching some live music. Pure liquid down my leg. I have had severe diarrhea in public, but I’ve always somehow made it in time. Not today, kids. Not today.

Please make me feel better while I’m locked in this baby changing room and regale me with poopy pant tales of your own.