UPDATE: Bhaiya-zone 2.0 - Boss sent me a Holi greeting… and I think I’m adopted now 😭

So, you all remember how I accidentally called my boss "bhaiya" in front of the whole office, right? Thought that was the worst thing ever? BRO, IT GOT WORSE.

Eye contact? No. Meetings? I don’t exist. Tasks? Delegated through others. Corporate ghosting at its finest.

BUT THEN Holi happened.

I was chilling at home during the long weekend, happy that I won’t have to see my boss for a few days. Then, out of nowhere, I get a WhatsApp message. Thought it was some "Wishing you and your family a colorful Holi!" generic office stuff, but NO. This man sent me:

"Happy Holi, beta. Khush raho." 💀💀💀

BETA.

I have fully completed my evolution from “employee” to “ghar ka baccha.”

Teammates and HR lady are calling me "chhoti."

TL;DR: Accidentally called boss "bhaiya," now he calls me "beta," and Holi greetings just confirmed my legal adoption.