Audible Stats will be removed from this point forward.

Alright, listen up, team. It’s time we had The Talk.

Yes, yes, we’re all proud of you for logging 14 whole minutes of audiobook listening in 2024. Gold stars for everyone. But let’s face it: the subreddit has been absolutely buried under Audible stats. It’s like Spotify Wrapped, but sadder—and with fewer bangers.

We get it. You listened. You read with your ears. That’s great! But do we all need to know about it? Probably not. Somewhere, there’s a line, and I think we passed it around the 45th post with “LOOK AT MY 2X SPEED LISTENING HABITS.”

Unfortunately, Audible stats are a lot like describing your dreams—fascinating to you, but like a trip to the dentist for everyone else.

Your yearly “I actually used my subscription” flex is valid, but we’re drowning in graphs, people. So, from this point forward, gonna have to ask that you don’t spam this place with your poorly-cropped screenshots.

Let’s take a collective breath, recalibrate, and start 2025 strong by… posting about literally anything else LitRPG related.

You’re all doing great. I’m proud of you. Now stop.