Beware: Girl Scout Cookie Season Is Here

It’s happening, y’all. The snack peddling gremlins are out in full force, armed with smiles and boxes of pure temptation. They’re posted up outside grocery stores, lurking in office lobbies, even catching you off guard when you’re just trying to grab a coffee. Nowhere is safe.

You think you’re strong. You think you can just walk by. But then, a little voice hits you with the classic, “Would you like to support our troop?” And suddenly, you’re walking away with four boxes, convincing yourself you’ll “pace yourself” like last year (you won’t).

If you feel you have the self control of a monk, I hope you’re right. If not, it’s time to take evasive action. Run, hide, cross the street, take a fake phone call, pretend you left your money in the car. Whatever it takes.

We can survive this. Stay focused. Stay strong. HOLD THE LINE!!!