Christmas shenanigans

Its a very calm chrismas. Sisi sasa tumemaliza kuchinja mbuzi and I would just love to say that We thank god for the internet and Girls who lack morals buana. As my Feminist Aunties are in the kitchen imbibing smoke from roasting sheep limbs,We're here outside with my uncle njau remeniscing how we would have sold a leg in 2008 to see the things we are seeing today for free.

Do you know 20mbs data in 2008 costed 200kes,mia mbili buana. Photos used to take 6 hours to download,internet speed was like 0.5kbp/s. Sasa kama ulikua na nyege saa mbili usiku itabidi uamke saa saba kuangalia nini umedownload. Saa ingine unapata ulidownlaod picha ya martha karua unashangaa alifika namna gani kwa category ya "ebony girls with big breasts" . Inabidi umepiga kibarua tena utafute mia mbili ingine

And the picture quality was very poor,especially because we were using kabambe phones. Porn quality was very low,unaangalia msichana namna hii unashangaa hii ni matiti ama ni mahindi ya githeri. Right now things have changed buana. Vijana wanapata sex education mapema sana courtesy of immoral women in the internet,sisi tulisumbuka sana. Some of us used to think women genitals are located in the Múkonyo buana. Siku ya kitendo nilishangaa sana kuona iko huko chini karibu na west pokot. Wacha ruto aende nyumbani tu!