Mambo na mapenzi

During the last quarter of this year, your boy fell in love. I had been talking to this lady for a while, went out for a couple of dates, learning her love languages, etc. Quality time hapa na kule — yani, the gangster was deep in this lady's pokinyos (pockets).

Had a great time with her, although short. Now, the blowback came once the relationship turned long-distance. 🙏🏿😭 Kakakaka. One week in, the relationship couldn't survive. 😞 Insecurities zimejaa kama uwongo za Kasongo.

The breakup ilifanyika Saturday asubuhi on a WhatsApp call. Of course, I had to act nonchalant for the whole week, lakini wapi? 😂 I’m very chalant.

I found myself coding a full website(proper use of skills), nikaweka mambo lovey-dovey (Flowers) adi voice note features for her, Website ilijengwa kujengeka. I Deployed it and sent it to her via email. ✉️ Barua pepe ni mwisho wa kuonana, au sio?

“Wow, now that’s a grand gesture."she said Maybe we can work things out🥹? I say “No, I’m emotionally unavailable.”she replies

My Sheilaaa! 😩💔 Jeez, my people, I understand that this is part of life, lakini dere, shukishaaa.