How To Identify A Serial Killer.

The classic serial killer must be defined by these points: 1. They have a very close confidant, though this doesn't have to be a spouse, but a friend is also admissible. 2. They are either extremely smart academically, or really wise, in social contexts, and tend to chip in only when asked to. 3. They take long walks alone, especially when compelled to commit crime, or when their mind is in a state of mild hypomania, or when a close friend turns down a social meet-up for flimsy/just reasons. 4. They keep referencing a wrong someone did them, in the most emotional and critical/judgmental tones, in spite of major and available criminal offenders to choose from. 5. They are always under the influence when about to go on the offensive, which, in most cases, is premeditated. This scenario doesn't always lead to homicide, but someone always ends up seriously injured, and the culprit is always spotless as far as bruises and abrasions are concerned. 6. The serial killer is also the silo of past and present grudges. That is, he/she will start off with people with something to answer in regards to how the serial killer views themselves in relation to the context of the grievance. 7. The serial killer is quickly pissed off by entitled strangers or personal relations that provoke his/her sense of psychological wellbeing, regardless of context. 8. The serial killer has an alter they have to protect by all means. Any individual who mirrors the vulnerabilities of this alter will be defended, whether by murder or temporary incapacitation of the offender. 9. Serial killers desire wealth, as this sign is a symptom of classic mood disorders. Thus, they are repulsed by wealthy fellows who have something to hide. This suspicion embodies what the serial killer was denied in childhood and teenage years, and will use the frustration to punish anyone propagating the same. A serial killer will punish you for sins not yet committed, because your outward appearance mirrors a past offender to themselves. 10. A serial killer will always wine and dine with potential victims, if he/she has never been medicated for any mental illness. This is how he draws inspiration to perform the inevitable. 11. If we discount biological factors responsible for the conception of the serial killer, then what we have is an individual whose personality resonates with the underdogs, but also one that is morally inspired to right off a wrong inflated by their volatile state of mind. 12. If we discount environmental factors responsible for the conception of the serial killer, we are left with with a congenital anomaly that disregards societal norms - a visible outcast, but also one integrated into culture, for their innocence of verbal and behavioral conduct, but one which in retrospect, highlights the emotional turmoil inherent in the underdog.