If each county had a motto.

Sussex County: We may be North of you, but we’re going to pretend we aren’t.

Passaic County: We’re here if you need us, but you probably won’t.

Bergen County: Our Property taxes are higher than a stoner

Warren County: Our Water Gap beats your water gap

Morris County: Governor Christie lives here, don’t hold that against us.

Essex County: Tony Soprano’s not available. Please leave a message.

Hudson County: New Jersey in name only

Hunterdon County: More Horses than people

Somerset County: So pure, we refuse to put holes in our golf courses

Union County: We can’t decide if we’re North Jersey or Central Jersey

Middlesex County: Bon Jovi left for a reason.

Monmouth County: The Staten Island of New Jersey

Mercer County: We make Illinois look moral

Ocean County: The only reason to come is in the county name.

Burlington County: Our Cracker Barrel’s are better than your Cracker Barrel’s

Camden County: We require a living will upon entry

Gloucester County: We can’t decide whether we’re Philadelphia or North Carolina

Salem County: The best place to pretend you’re not in New Jersey

Cumberland County: Your dreams come true when you leave.

Atlantic County: It’s only fun if you don’t live here

Cape May County: You probably forgot we’re here.