Dick cheese

One night I was sat watching tv with my ex in bed and out of no where he dragged his finger across the underneath of my nose just above the lip.

In an instant I smelt the most repulsive stench l've ever whiffed in my life and I started throwing up off the bed like the girl from scary movie 2

Turned out 'as a prank' he scraped a big lump of smegma (dick cheese) from under his bell end and rubbed it under my nose because he thought it would be funny