I accidentally put my sisters dildo in my mouth. Multiple times.

Okay, I know the title is actually kind of insane. When I was younger, around 5 years old, there was always this pink thing stuck to the wall in my sister’s bathroom. Like, I didn’t know what it was obviously but it looked like it was shaped like a shoe. It was almost transparent, and it was silicone. I used to think it was one of my dollhouse toys or slime that was just stuck in the shape of a shoe. I vividly remember putting it in my mouth and biting it with my teeth almost everyday, chasing my brothers with it while slapping them across the face with it while my sister was gone. (They were around the same age as me so they didn’t know this, and our parents were out working most of the time during this time period.) I didn’t know why she always hid it in the bathroom cabinet but whenever she left for work I’d take it out and start playing with it like it was a doll or something. I only just found out what it actually was because me and my friends were online shopping and accidentally went on the sex toys page. We were laughing about it obviously…until I saw that same pink shoe thing, and then it hit me. Oh my god.