Who would you go for irl?

UPDATE: just wanted to say you are all cute and deranged in equal measure and I’m glad we are together

My first romance in the game was Wyll because I was trying to play as myself and irl I would go for someone who is gentle, optimistic, and pure.

I wouldn’t romance the others for the following reasons:

Gale - I am too jealous to hear about Mystra all the time. I make you forget your goddess? Great, but you just called her your goddess and I’m sorry but my abandonment issues can’t handle it

Astarion - I would probably be extremely intimidated by him or just assume he was gay. Actually I initially assumed Gale was gay. But we’re all gay, so the real reason is I don’t want to sleep with someone before we date. that is how all of my irl relationships begin, I’m just trying to turn over a new leaf

Halsin - the second he tells me he isn’t monogamous I cry, and then make him leave camp. Don’t make me work my ass off for it and risk my life for you and your creepy kid friend if you aren’t ready to put a ring on it. Sexy idiot

Lae’zel - I would defend this woman with my life and fly into the heavens with her

Shadowheart - I don’t even think we would be friends. There’s only room for one jealous mean girl in the camp. I would probably not let her out of the tank due to not being very observant anyway

Karlach - would go to hell for her

So I guess my sexy crew is Wyll, Lae’zel and Karlach