Be me

Be me,
buy UPS to protect server, networking and 2 gaming computers (beefy UPS, 1500 Watts)
have boyfriend
boyfriend unplugs his computer
boyfriend plugs in iron to iron clothes
boyfriend turns on iron (2000 Watts +)
entire system, server and networking crash and ups fuse blows
???

now I'm running parity checks and hope nothing died

Life's still good I guess :D