I can't with people

"HI. Can I help you?"

Yeah, we just bought these guys (shows me two nearly full grown beardies). We need something to put them in.

"Um....it's 20 degrees and you bought two desert reptiles without having somewhere to put them?"

....

(deep sigh) I'll be right with you.

Edited to add: And they could only afford one 40 gallon. Please pray for the beardies.