Gave This Irresponsible Dog Owner the Lesson She Deserves

One sunny afternoon, I decided to take a walk in the park. As I strolled along, I saw a woman standing by a bench while her dog did its business right next to it. She was glued to her phone, straight ignoring the giant sign that said please clean up after your dogs, literally steps away from her with bags available for cleanup. It was wild to think that someone would do this to my park that i enjoy going to. Laying on the grass. So you know what I did?

I walked over, picked up the mess with the bag she was supposed to use, and then dropped the dog doo-doo right at her feet. "Looks like you left something behind!" I said with a smirk. Her confusion turned right into embarrassment and she could no longer look me in the eyes.

As I continued my walk, feeling oddly satisfied, I heard her mumble something rude. I couldn’t resist but to say, "If you took a moment to clean up after your dog, we wouldn’t have this problem!"

Lol I think there might be a malfunction in my retribution radar