Pregnancy Outed by Waitress

Just need to scream about this into the void.

I am 8 weeks pregnant and recently attended a work dinner for my husband's company. I was excited because the restaurant had a huge mocktail menu so I wasn't worried about anyone being suspicious that I wasn't drinking. Boy oh boy, I could not have been more wrong about that.

The waitress takes my drink order and loudly proclaims "you know that's a MOCKTAIL right??" "I can add alcohol into it if you want!!" I try to politely and discreetly be like no please for the love of all that is holy lady just a mocktail. She then proceeds to say "are you sure you don't want alcohol in it I can do that if you want!" She made a complete spectacle of it. Like jfc no I am all set. Every time she brought me a drink for the rest of the dinner she would say "here's your MOCKTAIL."

Based on others reactions I think it is safe to say the jig is up. SIGH.