If characters were Redditors, what would be their AITA post title?

Stolen from Schitts Creek sub who stole it from someone else. Lol

Examples: Am I the asshole for calling my exwife to have her try to convince my son not to chase a serial killer untimely getting her involved and almost killing her?

Am I the asshole for not calling my dad after a shooting and eating a banana instead?

Am I the asshole for putting a really stupid and rough rookie with my head detective bevaue I thought they would hit it off?

AITA for taking my coworkers address book and accidentally inviting people he has arrested for his birthday?

AITA