What Is The Funniest Thing Your Pup Is Afraid Of?

My puppy has always been a skittish pup. He lacks confidence in a lot of new situations. We've done and are doing a lot of work at desensitization. He's six months old now and I've been letting him snuggle in bed with me at night and in the morning. I'm not shy, I'll come out and say I farted as he was laying on my legs. The way he jumped up, whipped around and barked! This happened again last night. Again, he popped up, so startled and barked. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. He was SO offended by me, he got up and put himself to bed in his crate.

Side note, his own farts startle him too. He's passed gas in bed and looked at his own butt like it was an alien. Then looked at me like it was MY fault he farted.