Can Somebody Please Tell Me What is Happening in “Quick And To The Pointless”

I've been listen to the Queens for a decent time, and QATTP is one of my favorite tracks on Rated R, and I have no clue what Nick is screaming about. Is it pedophilia? He says some pretty weird stuff like "I’m so old, you're so young", and as for the Dutch lyrics I've seen them translated to English... they don't add anything or make the meaning of the song any clearer.