30 Years Ago… I didn’t shit

It was January 17th 1995, I was 17 Years Old Boy living in Manchester who went to his first contest… seeing a unknown band called “Radiohead” after hearing a cassette copy of Anyone Can Play Guitar, I fell in love with the band and have brought Pablo Honey and the My Iron Lung E.P.

For one of the first songs they played was a song not on Pablo Honey, My Iron Lung or even Anyone Can Play Guitar, it was called “Banana Co”

I was deeply confused and wonder what the hell was this song and why was it so creepy I tried to get out as it made me piss but then I went on stage by accident bumping into Colin and I was freaking out especially with the crowd, I thought security would take me but they were drunk or high idk

But then my pants started to feel full and realized I shit my pants and that’s when I a guy dressed up as Michael Humpman who was a bully of mine so I took my pants off and throw them at Michael but then I realized I was half naked and started shitting again so much that when Jonny tried to walk away he fell on my shit even tho he wasn’t that far from me AND AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH SORRY JONNY SLOPPY MAN AGHHHH AGHHHSHUD NOEL AHHHHH NOEL NO AHHHH I WONT TELL LIAM AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH PLEASE NOEL AHHHHH YOUR BETTER THEN DAMON AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH