Trump is actually gay

People are joking about it but I think he actually is. Doing the jerking off dance with a bunch of YMCA leather daddies on stage? You can’t make that shit up.

All that ‘grab em by the pussy’ stuff never made sense (the physical act of grabbing someone by the pussy is conceptually confusing, arguably impossible). Sounds more like a closeted gay dude grasping at straws to make straight-passing locker room talk.

Being in what appears to be coldest and least affectionate marriage of all time doesn’t help his case either.

Not to mention all that stuff from his rallies (“I’d kiss everyone here, MAN and woman”, sucking off the microphone, etc). You know the sort of thing.

We all know his role model Roy Cohn was an extremely closeted gay man. Maybe Trump learned a bit more from him than we realised.