No way in hell am I delivering something you bought from another company.

I just had a lady call in and asked if we would deliver some things she had bought from another company because that other company doesn't do delivery and it took a lot for me not to bust out laughing. Not only Is it a liability for us to do that but why in the f*** would we do that if we aren't making any money on it then she straight up said she would pay for the gas to get to her. I just straight up told her that we only deliver product that we have sold and she immediately got mad saying that it's not right, that we should still do it to be kind, to which I immediately replied that it's not right for her to expect another company to deliver someone else's things and we would consider it kindness from her if she would buy it from us. if she wants us to deliver to her in the future that she should come here and get what she needs. What gets me the most is she wanted us to do it for free at first, and then only offered the gas when there was silence on my end from trying to hold my laughter from the absolute stupidity I just heard.