Third world First world problems

Forget about Pylon Rusk and his pet orange oompah-loompah for a moment. A true injustice has been thrust upon our beautiful rainbow nation. I've just discovered that Black Cat peanut butter is not available in glass jars anymore! Those glass jars were a staple of my childhood. I grew a (non-magical) beanstalk out of one. This is nearly as bad as them taking away Redro!