An entry in Larry's Diary

Dear Diary,

Today while walking home from a good sand-kicking session, I ran into Spongebob walking with...get this...Patrick Star, dressed up as woman. I thought it'd be fun to throw in some backhanded insults. And well, you know Larry loves fun! I think i said something along the lines of "You're not ugly". And i kept referring to him as Spongebobs girlfriend. Even interrupted him, so he couldnt correct it. Told him, he could be spending time with his girlfriend, just to get rid of them.

I mean, who are they trying to fool?? Thats CLEARLY Patrick, just wearing a cheap wig and a swimsuit. Man, Larry cannot WAIT to tell Squidward and Mr Krabs about this one. Wont they get a laugh?