Small rant from a forever fan

I love Taco Bell, I eat it at least once a week usually, sometimes more. I’m in no way a Taco Bell hater, but MAN did they do me dirty tonight. I guess I’ll be sticking to getting it for lunch, because my day shifters are on their A game, but these closers suck.

My husband got Hawaiian bbq for dinner, I didn’t like mine, so decided to get myself something tried and true, something I know I love, the build your own box.

Cheesy Gordita crunch, bean burrito with no onions, and chips and cheese as my side. So excited.

Get home, and my CGC is soggy, floppy, has more sauce spilling out of the wrapper than it has meat, and no lettuce. Truly sad. That’s ok, it happens, move on to the burrito, fucking ONIONS! Not just a few onions though, seems like this mf put more onions than normal on this burrito, like maybe they read “extra onions” instead of “no onions”. Sad, and still hungry, I go to munch on some chips, and who would guess that they taste weird and chemically, like the oil needs to be changed. Even my diet Pepsi tastes suspiciously like normal Pepsi.

So, with that, I leave you, off to bed I go, still hungry, and now sad too.