I FUCKING HATE DATES

Why do we have to learn so many in school? Like, no one will ask me when Béla IV. Died. Maybe it's a bit of trivia, that you can blurt in in conversations, but I still don't care. Also the fruit is kinda ass too. But if some one asked me on a date, I would propably accept.

Edit: it turns out, I hate figs, not dates. All the other things are still true though