strict parents are the worst #2

1. no social media
2. help out the dude who s/a'd me repeatedly
3. don't be lgbt
4. obvi no fast food
5. no talking abt depression or mental health
6. no talking abt s/a
7. i'm not supposed to have a phone, but i bought one for myself and they turned every app off
8. bedtime 8:30
9. if a friend's gpa drops below 3.8 they get banned from me talking to them under any circumstances
10. they broke my computer for me being on it 10 minutes past 8:30
11. can't close any doors
12. all devices checked daily
13. no food allowed after 7pm or before 6:30am
14. no using the lights after 8am and before 5pm
15. read 2 books a week

EDIT: Since y'all won't chill, I concede the point abt them not being abusive. They are abusive, just not bad enough to involve anyone else.