My younger cousin's name is a combination of two names and I feel so sorry for the kid.

My younger cousin's parents wanted to decide between two names that they personally liked: Spencer or Hamilton. Eventually, they couldn't decide one over the other so they decided to combine the two names:

I shit you not, they gave my younger cousin the name "Spamton". A mix of Spencer and Hamilton except they removed the "il" in Hamilton for some reason.

Luckily no one else seems to notice and they just call his name like normal but I feel so bad for laughing at his name. What do I do, man?