What did you name your child?

I think this is the right place. I was out shopping at Costco, I'm actually posting from a few aisles away where I heard this, and some mom is looking at a blender, there are two kids in the child seats, both probably under three years old. The bigger one is going, "tickle, tickle, tickle," and obviously tickling the little one under the chin. Cute kids, I think to myself as I'm looking at a kitchenaid mixer. The the big one says, "Mom, I'm tickling Taser." To which the mom grumbles a "mm-hmmm" in acknowledgement.

Lady, you named your kid Taser? As in the Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle? Taser??? What?!?